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Saturday, November 29, 2008


Oye, paagal, Haan hoon
Oye, paaji, Haan hoon
Arre gadhe, Haan hoon


Paagal, paaji, gadha, nigoda
Baingan bharta kadi pakora
Teda tirchcha aera gaera
Jaisa bhi hoon main hoon tera
Main hoon apne man ka mauji
Par hoon tere ghar ka fauji
Main hoon tere haath ki lathi
Chal chor bhi ab yeh rootha rathi
Tera gussa aai haai
Yeh gussa why why
Tera chehra aai haai
Yeh jhagra why why
Tu itna jo roothegi
To keh sakta hoon main bhi
O. k. ta ta bye bye...

I simply luv this song...n lyrics is so amazing.....

ye daulat bhii le lo, ye shoharat bhii le lo
bhale chhiin lo mujhase merii javaanii
magar mujhako lautaa do bachapan kaa saavan
vo kaagaz kii kashtii, vo baarish kaa paanii


muhalle kii sabase nishaanii puraanii
vo budhiyaa jise bachche kahate the naanii
vo naanii kii baaton mein pariyon kaa deraa
vo chahare kii jhuriryon mein sadiyon kaa pheraa
bhulaae nahiin bhuul sakataa hai koi
vo chhotii sii raaten vo lambii kahaanii


kadii dhuup mein apane ghar se nikalanaa
vo chidiyaa vo bulabul vo titalii pakadanaa
vo gudiyaa kii shaadii mein ladanaa jhagadanaa
vo jhuulon se giranaa vo gir ke sambhalanaa
vo piital ke chhallon ke pyaare se tohafe
vo tuutii hui chuudiyon kii nishaanii


kabhii ret ke unche tiilon pe jaanaa
gharaunde banaanaa banaake mitaanaa
vo maasuum chahat kii tasviir apanii
vo kvaabon khilaunon kii jaagiir apanii
na duniyaa kaa gam thaa na rishton ke bandhan
badii khuubasuurat thii vo zindagaanii

These are some of my favourite thread, pestal and miniature paintings........






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Kabir :
Pothhi padh padh jag mooya,
pandit bhaya na koye,
Dhai aakhar prem ka,
padhe so pandit hoye



Tu cheese badi hai mast-mast
Tu cheese badi hai mast


Nahi tera koi dosh dosh
Tujhh par joban ka josh-josh
Nahi tujhhko koi hosh-hosh
Madhosh hai tu har waqt-waqt


Tu cheese badi hai mast-mast
Tu cheese badi hai mast


CLEOPATRA IN SPACE












Aaja Aaja Mein Hu Pyar Tera,
Allah Allah Inkaar Tera..
Ooo oo Aaja Aah Aah Aaja... aaaaaaaaaaa
Tumpe Hazaron Ki Aankhen, Chahiye Tumko Sahara...Ooooooooooooooooo
Palkon Mein Aao Chupa lun, Naazuk Tan Yeh Tumhara.. Ooo oo Aaja Aah Aah Aaja...aa aa aaja aa aa aaaaaaaaaaaaaah -- ek robot ki pukar


gussa tera subhan alla



ruk ruk ruk ruk...
ruk ruk ruk
arey baba ruk
o my darling
give me a look
dil mera dhadke
dil mera dhadke tere liye
dil mera tadpe tere liye
gussa tera wallah wallah
nakhre tere uff uff uff
uff uff uff uff uff uff
love love love love tumse love huaan

Friday, November 28, 2008

THE APE LAND ................................................................................. SWIMMING IN CHINA




Alpha Beta's in Math and Science

Long long ago, man marvelled without tire
About wonderful stars, the wheel and the fire
Conveyed his thoughts, by the utterance of grunts,
But this sufficed little, only for his early hunts.


When Signs were elite, he needed a means,
Thus language was invented, to begin his intervenes.
Later English became the language of the world, against all my wish
Due to the folks tall, courtesy of the British.


Alas! it will remain so, throghout my age.
But see our plight, the Inglish language
Has alpah-bet(a)s barely six and twenty,
As it turns out they are only meagerly pleanty.


Extra symbols we needed, to match the concepts, so many
and Greek was choosen, for some reason uncanny
And now...today, the onus of the notation,
Lies with the greeks (alpha betas') in the scienticic Nation.

**what follows may not be appropriate for all readers, reader discretion advised**



Alpha is a particle or a carbon or acceleration Angular,
Or it cud be a angle of a shape remotely triangular.

Beta is a function, or the intensity of sound
A transistor coefficient, or electrons that abound.

Gamma's a distribution, or simply the rays
It could be a function or a factor Lorentz.

The Kronecker Delta is a difference small,
Determinant of a Matrix or the calculus’s near fall.

Then comes the Epsilon the limit galactic,
Emissivity of things, or the pearmence electric.

Digmma is just an F, so is seldom used,
The Zeta is the damping, or the vorticity bemused.

Then comes the Eta, the co-eff of regression
The efficiency or a meson, or an index of refraction.

The Theta is a function or an Angle in Geometry,
Iota is root minus one, Oh! something imaginary!

The Kappa is a connection, or the electric constant
It could be thermal or a curvature blunt.
The Lambda is the big thing, a constant cosmological,
Eigenvalue or a baryon, or many a thing technological.

Mu is a muon, or something micro
Nu is a Neutrino, the frequency or or the Poissons ratio.

Xi is like an X, an canonical ensemble,
The Damping ratio or the Random variable.

The Omicorn is just an O, and the Pie is so famous,
A circles inverse ratio, of diameter to circumference.

The polar Rho could be a density,
The reshape operator, or just plain resistivity.

Then comes the sigma, conductivity or a sum,
The stress or a bond covalent, as a rule of the thumb.

Tau is the torque or a lifetime mean.
The Ramanaujan Function, or a Bayer prefix lean.

Upsilon is a Y, anathor particle basic,
Phi is the wave function or a flux magnetic.

Chi is a distribution or a Euler characterictic,
The electronegativity in a period, or a number chromatic.

Psi is the wavefunction in the schrodinger equation.
Omega is the solid angle or a frequency utopian.

Thus the Greek Letters enrich us and our Lives,
They are the base, on which all science thrives.


WHEN...........

Nothing can save u
Nothing can come between us
Nothing can stop u
Nothing can heal u
Nothing can get in ur way
Nothing really matters
Nothing will be the same


GOD IS NOTHING
LAWS OF ATTRACTION










Tuesday, November 25, 2008


kabhee aar, kabhee paar,


laagaa teer-ye-najar
saiyyaa ghaayal kiyaa re,
toone moraa jigar
kitanaa sanbhaalaa bairee,
do nainon mein kho gayaa
dekhatee rah gayee main to,
jiyaa teraa ho gayaa
dard milaa ye jeewan bhar kaa, maaraa ayesaa teer najar kaa
lootaa chain karaar


kabhee aar, kabhee paar

hawa hawa eh hawa,
khusbhoo luta day
kahaan khuli haan khuli,
zulf bata day
ab uska pata day,
zara mujhko bata day
main usse milon ga,
ek bar mila day
yaar mila day,
dildaar mila day
yeh adaa bhi uski kya kaam kar gayi
jaati jaati ek haseen shaam kar gayi
zindagi ki dhoop ko saaya kar gayi
aaj mere paas se woh guzar gaye


Disclaimer: There's absolutely no proven theories on the accuracy of the everything written in blog. Please take everything on this blog - with a pinch of salt. Add pepper for taste - if you like.




BTW I am cool... if u dont believe it... hehe.. its up to u.. who cares!!!






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Keys to My Heart??????????

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!! I WONT TELL THIS

Let it be close in locks

OK......Lets see it through some beautiful interesting images............








A MEME ABOUT ME

I have been "tagged" to do this. Looks quite fun and harmless - and a good way for you to enter my psyche once more..... :)

1. What were you doing 10 years ago?
Feeling that I was 10 years older.

2.What were you doing 1 year ago?
Gallivanting...erm no no...life was same as now

3. Five things you would do if you were a millionaire.
1) Buy my dream house
2) Go around the world
3) Make a donation to the underprivileged
4) Invest - and grow my money!

4. Five bad habits.
1) Internet Chaska (orkutting)
2) Sleeping late. Very late.
3) Someimes very careless.
4) Forgets I'm a girl. Sometimes.
5) Forgetting friends' n relatives aniverseries.

5. Five things you like doing.
1) Web Surfing
2) Travelling
3) Music
4) Painting
5) writting

6. Three favorite toys.
1) Laptop
2) IPod
3) Olympus Powershot

7. Five places I enjoy hanging out at.
1) Bunglow road: KN market
2) Cafe coffee day
3) Nirula's
4) Centre stage mall
5) Delhi university campus

8. Three jobs I would take up if I had the skills.
1) CEO of MNC
2) Entrepreneur
3) Professional Artist

9. My all time favourite songs
1) Main jahan rahoo, main kahin bhi rahoo, teri yaad saath hai
2) Gori teri aankhe kahe ki main......
3) Hai tujhhe bhi izazat, kar le tu bhi mohabbat
4) Mai zindagi ka saathh nibhaata cala gaya, har fikr ko........
5) Chura liya hai tumne jo dil ko..............
6) Everything i do, do it for u (Bryn adams)

Am i short tempered

Few will believe that a hardcore practical person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a soft exterior and is actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings.


But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can react, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.


I am sorry, if i hurt someone with any of my act




SCIENCE OF LOVE

There is one lesson in Zoology, which is a bit complicated...why???? any guesses!!!!! ya its something to do abt love, crush etc. in diff. organisms.............now i am trying to discuss it and kahin na kahin u will definetely relate urself with it. It is not just imaginative or poetic thing..

LOVE:
Love is an experience, which has 3 overlapping phases or parts u can say...

LUST, ATTRACTION and the ATTACHMENT

LUST :
Lust is something which all of us used to face very often in the school or college or may be now, which we name crush. In which u suddenly feel someone very lovely...bole to pehli nazar ka asar..

In Biological terms "it is the initial passionate sexual desire that promotes mating." Since i'm talking about biology. Here is the reasoning --- "It is the increased release of chemicals such as testosterone and estrogen."
See how true this is?? These effects rarely last more than a few weeks or months. If it doesn't take any further shape, no probs. Ye nahi to koi aur sahi..koi aur nahi to koi aur sahi ....bcoz brain stops the excess release of hormones.

ATTRACTION :
Now attraction is more individualised...more romantic...u fantasize wid sombody like a beach walk or candle light with him/her....

Since this develops out of lust (hormones r working), it is more a desire for a specific candidate for mating. Its more a commitment or u can say u seem to be in another world. If you so called "fall in love".....As u move from lust to attraction ur brain keeps releasing so many different chemicals (pheromones, soretine etc. etc. etc.).

These chemicals stimulates ur brain's pleasure points/areas....Due to which some side effects start in ur body. ha ha ha...like ....
increased heart rate
loss of appetite
loss of sleep
intense feeling
too emotional and
highly excited.

See all this was BIOLOGICAL (never thot abt it rgt?) !! and attraction normally can last only for 1 to 4 yrs if it ends it dies otherwise goes to next stage...

So this explains the feeling of LAILA-MAJNU: PYAR HOTE HI NEEND UD JADI HAI, BHOOKH MAR JATI HAI, USKI EK JHALAK PAANE KO DIL BETAAB REHTA HAI etc. etc.

I guess all of you got an explanation of what lust and attraction is all abt.

We will soon talk about the last phase ....which will differenciate between a wife/hubby and a girlfrd/boyfrnd.....but if u keep linking all the three phases of love, u won't get hurt anymore, ki life me ek affair bhi nahi kiya........ha ha...

"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener" ha ha..

The earlier phases were kinda temporary...now this 3rd stage is really needed to be a long-term...

ATTACHMENT :
Attachment is a bonding which is based on commitments like marriage and offsprings and
it lasts for may be much more than even decades. Biologically, if u r single or into attachment phase your love hormones drop back to normal level and ur body now has high concentration of some different chemicals like oxytocin and vasopressin which makes u more stable and peaceful brain. And now u r thinking about practicalities of the world more than those poetic ..jo baki dono phases mein hota hai...and ur body acts to be more controlled....Tabhi to biwi kuch dino baad utni happening nahi lagti jitni girlfrnd hua karti thi and no more u want to spend all money for just one exotic candle light dinner with her...and u say to her" yaar, bahar khane se pet bhari ho jata hai...kuch ghar pe bana do.."etc etc...

Now there's a catch ; still for some,all thru last phase the chemicals like pheromones etc(we call them love hormones) r moderately high which keeps them romantic and lively in their marriage relationships all thru..how u feel/act,ur body releases accordingly..so a suggestion,never let ur count go down and keep the spirits high and achieve the same feeling as school days with ur partner all thru........(u mite have seen/heard the XXX shops selling those so called Pheromones....he he....)

JAGO,JAGO AND JAGO AND MAKE UR LIFE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND ROMANTIC WITH UR PARTNERS ONCE AGAIN....hope it explains everything now abt GF/BF crush & married phase...



Monday, November 24, 2008


Soulmates


The notion of soulmates fascinates me.


Does every one have a pre-destined soulmate?


What is the possibility of us finding that person?


Will the soulmate be the person we eventually marry, or do we go ahead and tie the knot, knowing very well that our partner may not be the soulmate that we are looking for?


Is it possible that we will go through our entire life not ever knowing who our soulmate is?

Could it also mean that if we miss a chance to be with our soulmate, we will never find another one again?


It is wonderful to know that a person like a soulmate exist. Someone who probably knows you more than you know yourself. Someone who knows what you are feeling just by being near you. Someone who knows what you are thinking of - even when you don't say a word. Someone who surprises you by doing the same things you are thinking of doing. Someone who knows exactly how you want to be loved. Someone who is always there - even when he's not physically there.


But if truth is that there can only be one soulmate for every person in a lifetime, then it would be tragic for someone who haven't found their soulmate. Becoz a person's soulmate would ultimately have to be the person you marry. Your wife or husband should be your soulmate.


The issue now is the word "should". Of course, given an ideal situation, who wouldn't yearn to fall in love with someone, who so happens to be the soulmate you have been searching for all your life, and end up in perpetual marital bliss?


I hate to stress this - but that is really an ideal situation.


More often than not, the person we fall for may not even be that soulmate. Could jolly well be an abusive boyfriend, a liar, or an incorrigible womanizer. Same goes for the one we marry. Your husband/wife can be a perfect partner but might not be your ultimate soulmate. A wonderful lover might not necessary be your soulmate either. Having a soulmate as your eventual partner is an ideal situation, remember?


Someone who sincerely loves you with all his heart and soul. And even if that person is not a soulmate, it does not matter anymore because eventually, true love that binds two people will take precedence over the fluffy concept of "soulmates".


"Friends will keep you sane,

Love could fill your heart,

A lover can warm your bed,

But lonely is the soul without a mate."

- David Pratt

Sunday, November 23, 2008






23 Weird Things About Me


1. I once wanted to be news reader. Just once.


2. I don't like shopping.


3. Diamonds are not my best friends either.


4. I sometimes swing from feeling extremely confident to desperately insecure.


5. I talk to myself. Especially when I am stressed.


6. The clothes in my wardrobe are 80% white.


7. I am very smart at copy pasting and making things my own. hahaha


8. I am not very good with old people.


9. I am very good with babies.


10. My online persona is so much more popular than the real me.


11. I remember things that I should forget, and I forget stuff that I need to remember.


12. My mind is a depository of useless trivia.


13. I am freakingly patriotic.


14. I simply love sleeping and dreaming.


15. I could have been a Doctor, but I 've got a conscience.


16. I have an insuppressible desire to make people laugh.


17 I like to create my own life's philosophies.


18 I regret the decisions I have made in my life.


19. My heart hurts and heals easily.


20. My brain generates new ideas 24/7.


21. I reveal my age to anyone who ask.


22. I don't know why I even bother to write a stupid post like that.

Some ppl analysed me and gave following traits.............


(1) Melancholic
(2) Opinionated
(3) Strong willed
(4) Sensitive
(5) Emotional
(6) Expressive
(7) Loving
(8) Sweet
(9) Attractive
(10) Magnetic
(11) Comfy (I was told that I exude comfort; very comfortable to be with)
(12) Caring
(13) Cheerful
(14) Hardworking
(15) Carefree
(16) Friendly


Some others pointed out other traits of mine - such as: Stubborn, Ambitious, Intense, Loyal, Confident and yes, not forgetting FUNNY.


Somehow I feel they use those lovely words above because they are simply too sweet to me tell the brutal truth about myself. Put the above traits together, you may actually get a very desirable woman! But that is so far from the truth, painted by such poignant words from very forgiving ppl.


I do appreciate all these beautiful and politcally correct comments. I am sure there are more, and if you want to contribute to the infamous list above, let me know. I will put it up and ponder over it. I am not even totally sure that those attributes mentioned above belong to me. As much as they can boost one's self-esteem, they also made me wonder if I really do exhibit these traits - consciously or otherwise.


Hence, I searched my soul once again for an answer, looking into the depths of my heart.



No answer lies there.

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