Monkey Business on Planet of the Apes

Monkey Business - The commercial transaction for a profit induced by corporations mainly by reducing people's intelligence to levels that are lower than that of most primates.
This is carried out by bombarding them in the form of commercials. The acquiring of the product creates a false sense of satisfaction and well being among the end user. This momentarily deflects attention. The consumer ultimately gets conditioned to shop for monkey goods.
Selling most FMCG goods comes under monkey business
FMCG-(Fast Moving Consumer Goods - Soap,toothpast,biscuits )
Typical advertisements that are used in monkey business
Here is some funny stuff that I found on google image search

These are very tough to do
Whoever did this is a genius at photo editing
Hats off !

I just love Zoom
Zoom Channel = The glorification of retards

Coco-cola is one sick corporate entity trying to appropriate the "Sar Utha ke Jiyo" slogan
used by nationalists and freedom fighters . Let me tell you how I think this works.
The first time you heard "Sar Utha Ke Jiyo" slogan probably when you were a kid your brain formed a unique templete that stored the message along with the emotions/feelings they generated. (Thats how memory works )
In this case they must have been positive emotions. This is a part of your permanent memory and stored. And whenever you hear and think of the same slogan again your templete is retrieved and you experience the same emotions.

What Coco-Cola is doing here is trying to overwrite that template with the template it has created called "Piyo Sar Utha Ke " Since the wording/positioning of the templates are so similiar there is a tendency that you will allow the same emotions that you have for the original to pass over to the fake template.

Another case that I have noticed - Use of Gayathri Mantra by Videocon in their television ads
Advertising is more about mind control than anything else Thats why it is one of the largest employers of psycologists in the world.
Coke Kills
It really does
killercoke.org
Just read this article
http://us.oneworld.net/article/view/123996/1/
and tell me
how can anyone drink coke with even an ounce of pride ?
The only thing coke drinkers should experience is Shame and guilt

Times of India is India's largest selling Coloured Toilet PaperIt is no coincidence that the word 'Toilet' has a 'TOI' in it.TOI= Times Of India If one man were to read the Times of India for 1 year and another man were to stare only at a blank piece of Toilet Paper for 1 hour The latter one would be the wiser of the two.....